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Women Judges, Un-Islamic?

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Blogger: Mideast Youth - Thinking Ahead
Article: Women Judges, Un-Islamic?
Originaly Posted On: 2007-03-05 20:58:46

Egypt is de-evolving at a momentum faster than the rest of the world can advance. Actually I’ve considered hiring a team of scientists and mathematicians to generate a formula that illustrates Egypt’s one way ticket into the Stone Age, I’ll be holding interviews in my office/living room this Friday.

Here is the most recent example of Egypt’s swift regression. Yahia Ragheb Daqruri, Egyptian judge and president of the judges syndicate has released a report stating that women judges are un-Islamic and not in accordance with Sharia law. On what basis you ask? Because it’s inappropriate for a women to be, “alone in a room with two or more male judges” deliberating. Right of course! Besides that, even if men could by some means overcome their animalistic nature and not rape a women in their midst, how will the public react to a pregnant judge?

“The judge would inevitably ‘become pregnant at some point, and that [the judge’s pregnancy] will certainly have an impact on the [judicial] prestige and on judges’ public image.”

Imagine the chaos and social unrest that would transpire following the pregnancy of a judge…..who’s a woman! It would be madness, what would God think?

This is my prediction and you can hold me to this, immediately following the conception of the baby darkness would fall over the earth, the ground would begin to shake and the earth would open up and swallow whole cities, it would be a catastrophe of epic magnitudes and possibly the onset of the end of days!

Unbelievable, I weep for the future of my country!

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